like our chicken fried, a cold beer on a Friday night~
(via fragilewhispers)
dragonsroar:
ok who the hell looked at this creature and went
“im going to turn this thing blue and give it oversized gloves and shoes
and make it the fastest thing on the planet”
(via maxfuckingbemis)
mrcraabs:
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
(via princeruto)
disturbingimages:
Does this mean that when I die the quality of the dirt I am buried in will somehow impact the quality of my afterlife? Will I be aware of the fact that in addition to worms burrowing in my flesh, there will also be mercury seeping into the soft spots? Is it bad that my body will decompose with a slightly greener tinge because of the heavy metals that cradle my putrid remains?
(BTW, that sign was painted with lead paint).
(Source: erikxo)
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
